"This is a true story. . .
I ordered a box of goodies from Mom In The Mail.
I had them sent to my office for the three people who work for me.
The box arrived yesterday at High Noon.
My assistant came in and said, "A package arrived for you."
I said, "Who from?"
She said, "From 'Mom In The Mail.'"
I said, "Oh great! Those are a little treat for you guys."
She said, "Oh, is it ok if we open them?"
I said, "Sure, I'll be there in five minutes."
Five minutes later I went into the office as promised.
The goodies were already gone.